Here is the master post with all of the current ones together in one spot! Thank you guys for the support!
The “I can’t even comment cause I can’t touch this" line is
"You love hair bows"
"I LOVE HAIR BOWS"
what does the teen boy say after murdering a man
haha no homo(cide)
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
hELPk i mAM odlphin how dio i bloge
that dolphin’s got an extra person hand
you’re right this picture is fake you got me
snoop dogg enjoys a nice refreshing popsicle on a hot summer day
what if every single spider in the world was just replaced by a cat
i think that’s a world I would love to live in
but imagine finding a cat in your bath
just a wild cat in the bath
I’m pretty sure that just with the sheer number of spiders on earth that if you replaced every one of them with a kitten we would be literally swimming in kittens tho
THAT’S THE OPPOSITE OF A PROBLEM.
have you ever looked through your own blog and been like “damn this is some good shit”
I just made the most inhuman noise
WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’oh my god