- me: just have a little snack
- me: lol eat the whole bag
- me: I'M GONNA DO MY HOMEWORK!
- me: or...I can go on Tumblr...
- me: I'm totally going to wake up early!
- me: ahw just sleep for a few...hours more...
- me: gosh I don't have a life
- me: lol I don't give a zebra shit
but when they turn around you’re like…
when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog
I SWEAR ON ALL THAT IS GOOD IF ANY OF YOU SPOIL THE REASONING OF WHY RANDALL TURNED OUT THE WAY HE DID AND WHY HIM AND MIKE ARE ENEMIES I WILL STRAP YOU TO THE SCREAM EXTRACTOR
- tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
- tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
- tyra banks: and they're all of me
- tyra banks: lol
OKAY. THIS SHIRO MAKEUP STUFF IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE
WEIRDESTBEST THINGS ON THE PLANET
So to fucking start they have fucking Hobbit eyeshadow
trust me tho, it gets better.
They have fucking Hunger Games and Pokemon?!
But if that wasn’t enough, they have fucking Moon Moon, Tardis, and Leonardo Dicaprio eyeshadow
AND YOU GET FREE CANDY. IM REALLY COMNFUSED
I don’t like make up but this is fucking awesome!
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke