June 2013
My life
- me: just have a little snack
- me: lol eat the whole bag
- me: I'M GONNA DO MY HOMEWORK!
- me: or...I can go on Tumblr...
- me: I'm totally going to wake up early!
- me: ahw just sleep for a few...hours more...
- me: gosh I don't have a life
- me: lol I don't give a zebra shit
One day ill understand maths
One day
When you were little and you pretended to cry just to have your way
but when they turn around you’re like…
This girl that was writing everyones grades wrote 47 for my final grade but the teacher thought it was a 97
And thats the story of how i passed Chemistry
STOP REBLOGGING MY TEACHER WILL FIND OUT
when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog
I SWEAR ON ALL THAT IS GOOD IF ANY OF YOU SPOIL THE REASONING OF WHY RANDALL TURNED OUT THE WAY HE DID AND WHY HIM AND MIKE ARE ENEMIES I WILL STRAP YOU TO THE SCREAM EXTRACTOR
- tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
- tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
- tyra banks: and they're all of me
- tyra banks: lol
that moment when you realize your childhood is over
walk up in da club like “mom said u have to come home”
mako:
you could hit me with a car and i’d still say sorry
Mum just came home with nearly 50 fucking cartons of milk I thought this maths problem shit was a tumblr joke I didn’t think fuckery like this legitimately took place
no girls allowed
you’re really milking this joke, sean
if you’re reading this ur fucking cute
OKAY. THIS SHIRO MAKEUP STUFF IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE
WEIRDESTBEST THINGS ON THE PLANETSo to fucking start they have fucking Hobbit eyeshadow
trust me tho, it gets better.
They have fucking Hunger Games and Pokemon?!
But if that wasn’t enough, they have fucking Moon Moon, Tardis, and Leonardo Dicaprio eyeshadow
AND YOU GET FREE CANDY. IM REALLY COMNFUSED
I don’t like make up but this is fucking awesome!
how do u mute ur parents
actually doing what they tell you to do
thank u 2young2care-yolo
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
