Don't let the bastards get you down...: Archive

constantly struggling between being a sarcastic asshole or a nice, sweet blogger

Mar 31, 201210,290 notes

Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.

BELIEVE. NOTHING.

TRUST. NO ONE.

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#Harry Potter #twilight #tattoo

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Mar 31, 2012453 notes

Photoshop: When you try your best, but you don't succeed...
#request all you want but it's not what i neeeeeed #when levels won't work and the cap's too greeeeen #you're bad at texturessssss #tears come streaming down your face #when photoshop deletes what you can't replace #when you work all day but it goes to waste #could it be worse? #curves will guide you home #and lighten your woes #and i will tryyyyyyyy to blend youuuu

Mar 31, 201223,003 notes

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Someone take me to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.

Please?

Mar 31, 201217 notes

#harry potter #wizarding world of harry potter #hp

wankbankofamerica:

To bet on it

or not to bet on it

Mar 31, 201217,324 notes

Robert Pattinson reaction gifs (requested by anon)

myenglishboyfriend:

spunkrandom:

beefpattywitcheez:

missimari101:

iluvmormonvampires:

If I have used a gif of yours for these, please message me so I can credit you and add your blog to my blogroll. ~Thank you!

I am in love with this post!!! <3

LOL

LOVE! I might use these in the future…

Use all of them!:L:L

Mar 30, 2012883 notes

Listen

bootybullets:

the-vashta-nerada:

just press play and watch the gif

This worked too omg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN3OP1GD6MI&feature=fvst

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#omfg

Mar 27, 201211,795 notes

Trying to tie your shoelaces

omghilariousblog:

Normal people:

Me:

Hit for more.

Mar 27, 201280,748 notes

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#robert pattinson

tim burton: hey guys i had an idea-
producers: oh god not again
tim burton: so we have some undead people
tim burton: who are creepy and shit
tim burton: and helena you know my wife helena she's in it of course
tim burton: and we call up johnny you know johnny depp to be in it
tim burton: what do you think?

Mar 26, 2012117,568 notes

#sounds fucking perfect

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#heath ledger #the dark night #batman #the joker

Mar 26, 20126,047 notes

#robert pattinson

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Mar 26, 2012161,623 notes

Me: Drunk Lauryn doesnt swear
Molly:
Me:
Molly:
Me:
Molly:
Me:
Molly: I dont like this Drunk Lauryn...

Mar 26, 20122 notes

#that is not my lauryn #i don't like it

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#lady gaga

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meanwhile in Britain: is that...is that sun? IT'S HERE GUYS, IT'S HERE. THE LEGS ARE COMING OUT.

Mar 26, 201216,410 notes

*Edward breaks the headboard when he and Bella have sex*
*A mad Effie shows up*
Effie: THAT IS MAHOGANY!

Mar 26, 20121,796 notes

bearing-sorrows-having-fun:

Most people on tumblr have been shot through the heart at some point in there life and fallen into depression. I don’t know why people think it’s pathetic that Bella Swan did that. It’s 100% realistic of a reaction, and the fact that she was strong enough to fight…

Mar 26, 201245 notes

4thjuly1996:

i don’t have ships

i have a fucking naval fleet

Mar 25, 201221,590 notes

That awkward moment when no one tells you the answer.

thefunniestpost:

thefunniestpost!

Mar 25, 2012286 notes

Cosmo sex tip #301:

thunderturd:

Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.

Mar 25, 2012104,849 notes

Mar 25, 20122,180 notes

rough and ready Kurtis Sawyer

loveclay:

chaoticconcepts:

selonian:

yodaismyguidedog:

egobus:

blainetheasspirate:

but-what-if-i-want-wings:

A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

god bless

there are literally tears in my eyes omg

that is one of the best things I’ve heard all day, :’)

it’s like a really horrible fanfiction

ugh oh god

we have had an inside joke about this shit for about a year… may i just say- dick aneurysm- Archer’s biggest fear.

OMFG

Mar 25, 2012116,383 notes