Bitch-O-Saurus


so one of the Olympic athletes for running is named "Mahboob" and my dad

  • Dad: Look, Mahboob's up front.
  • Me: ...Oh my god.
  • Dad: Watch out for Mahboob!
  • Dad: What if he had a twin.
  • Me: omg stop
  • Dad: Both Mahboobs are holding out steady in the lead.
  • Me: Dad no
  • Me: ...Mahboob had to get checked at the hospital.
  • Dad: Mahboob's been feeling really sore lately.
  • Me: oh god stop
  • Dad: Mahboob is getting squished out there!
  • Dad: Don't touch Mahboob!
  • Me: Yeah, Mahboob is very sensitive.
  • Dad: It makes Mahboob sad.
  • Me: can't breathe
  • Dad: Mahboob can't breathe either.
  • Dad: Oh no that guy elbowed Mahboob!
  • Dad:
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  • Dad: Yeah, I'm a grown man.
  • Me: So is Mahboob.
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